There’s nothing like a phone call to give you a little insight into a perspective date.
Memorable lines from my dating history:
Would it be alright if I touched your feet during lunch?
My soon to be ex-wife asked me to come over tonight and watch the ____dogs (Westies?) Repeat THREE times.
People compare me to Wilt Chamberlin. I think I had sex over 10,00 times with my second wife. Let’s talk about your sex life now. (oops, that was at our first date) Then he went on to tell me how he calculated it.
I struggle with deep, dark depression.
He answers the phone with a loud raucous “Hey Doll!”. Startled, I say, “Hi, this is……” He hangs up and we never talk again.
I’ve had lots of ponies in my life. I had to sell my Mercedes and my big house with the pool.
My six year old son…………… ( he was around 60 years old)
I’m sure there are more, but these are the ones I remember. I actually had 2 dates with the foot guy! Very sexy man. I got pedicures before each date.
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