I’m totally over the whole matching date experience. This is the latest match that one of my beloved online dating sites has picked for me. I’ll let you be the judge as to how well matched ole Bobby BangBang (truly, that’s his screen name) and I seem to be.
As an additional note.. he’s ‘stocky’, recently separated and has an associate’s degree.
~In His Own Words ~
Must love to be massaged and give massges. Must love to kiss, hug. Must love to bath together. Must have her own bathroom. I am a very giving loving person. I love to love and be loved. I adore women. I will stop at a moments notice to kiss and make love. Love to skinny dip insecli=uded or non secluded places if it is ok at the beach. Love to be nude if the woman wants to be.
What I like to do:massage, Nascar, walk, play, make love, kiss toes
My hot spots:anywhere, mountains, beaches, parks, woods, camping, in tents or 5 star hotels
A few of my favorite things:movies, lots of sex, stay healthy, take showers together, more sex, wash a womans hair, do her pedi
~ ~
What’s he looking for? Anything with a vagina.
sounds like a match made in heaven
Well I do love massages…..
Given that there is a vast population of animals out there with vaginas, he should be able to come up with a match pretty quickly. Now I’m off to take a shower after reading that.
Ha! That’s great.
Yeah I’m pretty fed up with the whole process right now and pulling this last profile tonight or tomorrow. I have to say that OKCupid did a better job with matching than Match.com.
To Mr. BangBang credit, the comment about the vagina is mine…not his. But, he would have said that, assuming he knew how to spell vagina.
he can join you…he likes showers
I think that Renee would make short order of Mr. BangBang……
Ugh.
Aren’t you glad you’re happily married?
sadness… you should know love, that there are men out there who are much more of a lover’s delight than that man you describe…there are some of us who understand the differences in a slow burn love making session and an all out orgy-a-thon with a tangle of 2-3 females to one man’s unquenched desire…. yeah….not all men are built alike…and you know what? i like it like that….
Tommy is always hungry….
T.
Well, Tommy needs to get his sweet self up here to the States and take care of business!!!
I’m speechless.
It’s been pretty clear to me since I was a teenager that “anything with a vagina” was the criterion of about 80% of men. On dating sites, I’m fairly certain it approaches 100%.
I only wish I could have seen his photo! I’m bettin’ he was quite a looker!
Oh my…………………….you’ve “tagged” it correctly.
I’m assuming you refer to “shoot me now” . I find myself really weary of this right now.. the last guy who turned out to be so not right and the last run of men…. I’m tired of this .
Oh how I can relate!! Does he know how sexy subtle is?? I am on a couple of dating sites myself and have “hidden” my profile. The last message I got. “Hi do you want to fuck?” Did it for me!
Its been 10 yrs since I dated and back then I didn’t have a hard time meeting fairly decent guys but now at 53 I’m wondering what women have been giving the impression to these men that if they are breathing they’re hot stuff.. , God I think I’ve forgotten how to flirt. But I don’t know how to flirt when a guy’s opening line is “Do you want to sit on my face?” I asked the guy, “So… Had a lot of success with that line have you?”
I don’t know what sexy is any more, Mind you I look at some of these men and read their profiles and wonder if THEY know what sexy is or if they own a mirror.
I’ve enjoyed your posts, had a few good laughs, I’ll be back!
I’m glad you found me and that I could provide some humor. I’m 57.
did a guy really say that to you, in person? Geez. I’ve never had that explicit a comment from a guy….at least not at first. But, I’ve kissed way too many frogs.
I was doing CupidOK most recently. I like the site but there are no men in my area that work for me. And, frankly I’m overwhelmed by how many men I’ve met and how frustrating the whole process is.
As for flirting, I love to flirt and do that well. The problem there is that I don’t have enough opportunities, naturally, to flirt. There aren’t many men in my world. Ugh….
will come visit you later.