Sexy, Saggy Boobs, Part 3

So, why are all the people in the world searching the topic of boobs? I have a few theories.

1. Old ladies want to find the magic elixir to get rid of sagging boobs.
2. Dirty old men just want to see boobs, and saggy is ok with them. (most of the searches are for boobs, not specifically saggy ones)
3. We’ve become such a boob-driven society that hundreds, nay thousands of people actually sit around doing internet searches for boobs and breasts.  How sad is that?
4. Babies have finally become internet savvy and are doing their own searches. And, they are really the only legitimate ones to have a vested interest in breasts.
5. Bra designers are searching for 2 things: the perfect breast to use as a cup model and the saggiest boobs to use for before and after photos.  Before: naked saggy things. After: the well clad breast as shown in a tight sexy sweater.

This will be my last ever boob tagged post. I would love to be known for my sexy breasts (though this hasn’t been all about me….for once) but I think my reputation should be broader than that! Don’t you?

Who Knew… Boobs, They Make the World Go Around

Wednesday is now going to be recognized as official boob day. First of all, Kim Kardashian was all over the news, of sorts, for her agonizingly sad photo shoot. As best I can reconstruct she did a photo shoot, in the nude, for W magazine. Her tits and ass were to be creatively covered with something artistic. And, guess what? Her nipple is showing. She’s upset… but really, who gives a *bleep.

And, Wednesday was Boob day here at Deliriously Divine. Over 115 people did a google search for “boobs’ and landed on my blog.  Who knew so many people, dare I say men?, were searching for boob shots? We’ve been the specially featured blog on the WordPress tag page: Saggy Boobs and all kinds of people came to visit.

Elsewhere in booby news? Well, the legit news is again saying that there is an increased health risk for women with breast implants. I do feel sorry for women w/ breast cancer who have legitimate reasons for wanting breast implants. But, for the rest of the artificial D cups in the world- Oops!

Boobs in general still seem to garner attention, make men sit up straighter, pants seams strain and cause all manner of people to talk, stare, drool and utter obscene thoughts. I didn’t set out to try and capitalize on a nation’s fascination with breasts, and really I find the preoccupation with women’s breasts irritating at times. Though I admit to doing my own, subtle flaunting at times. But yet… here it is.

From now on, just think of Deliriously Divine as the boobs chick!

 

photo from Med India website