Let me take this opportunity to brag a little. I am a bright, good looking, sexy woman in my late 50′s. I have no criminal record, I give a mean blow job and I have all my own teeth. Oh, and I own a house with more than one full bath. What’s not to love about me? Apparently there is something askew because, as my faithful long-time readers know, I am clearly incapable of finding a good match in the dating world. I have found plenty of wack-jobs, married men, morons, sociopaths, pervs and so on…….
I am not actively looking right now though my profile is visible on one of the free dating sites, where it gets very little attention. Until last night. Mr. Jason (Thank God he’s not a Mike or a Joe) is hot to trot for me. We are a 51% match according to the site’s calculation–an overly optimistic assessment in my book . Jason is 3 inches shorter than me and possibly less educated? His photos included a shot of him in one of those tasselled Mason type hats and the hot pose of him you see above. Sorry, but I had to post that (using the full range of my photoshopping skills I blacked out his face).
His beguiling letter:
how’s it going?!believe me you are extra-gorgeous and you’ve got a very unique style and thats mind blowing.s!Your photo caught my eye as well. You have these gorgeous eyes, and your smile absolutely made my day.u look like a character in one of them romance novel….well Let’s email a little bit to see if we’d get along well. I’m playing in a friendly tournament with some friends in a few weeks, and I’d love to bring a solid partner to cheer me up.lol..so tell me about your pretty self,i want to get to know lot of beautiful things about you…happy new year and hope you are having a wonderful weekend
I am contemplating how, or if, I will answer. But, I’m flattered and grateful for the attention.
