Goodies, Delights, Sensuous Treats and Birthdays!

Quick update here in the birthday week.

I am so excited about the corset thing! Some of you who have patiently followed me for years (gasp, it’s been that long) will remember that in the Joe v.1 years I was experimenting with the wild side. So, this invite from the corset company to take a spin with their products should be fun. They want a slighter older, maturer perspective–which I certainly qualify for! I gave them my thoughts about what the review would look like and then shared this blog with them! Eureka. They may offer me a goodie bag of delights to play with and promote here as well as the review which will officially go on another site under my real name!

I will be expecting you all to pay attention, spread the word… tell all your friends. About the product! Not me.

As I said I’m excited. But, I have to admit to being just a tad disappointed. I was expecting at least one salacious comment,  asking about bids for a play date. Geez, guys. Flatter a woman here!

Happy Monday.

 

 

 

 

Sex and My Mother’s Condo

I am a freelance writer, with a variety of client projects that I might be handling at any given time. This particular client is one I’ve worked with for a number of months on a wide variety of projects. One of her clients is the owner of a lingerie website and blog. Yesterday I spent the afternoon writing up new descriptions for categories of lingerie.  The task wasexs to come up with a 120 word description of teddies, or leather lingerie and more. The g-string section was particularly challenging… really, how much can one say?  There was also the category on open crotch/cupless bras.

So, I was working at my mother’s place since my heating oil ran out on Saturday and my house was freezing. In one room my mother was listening to opera and in the den I’m browsing through 492 pictures of corsets, bustiers and plenty of bare bottoms. And, getting a little hot in the process. Some of that stuff was incredibly sexy and as I was trying to come up with delicately sensuous descriptions I envisioned myself in some of the garments. Mom was blissfully unaware.

My challenge was to maintain the professional air one needs to do the job professionally. I couldn’t stop and distract myself, nor could I totally rid myself of all feelings… I needed that to get the job done.

I finished. The job was completed and I’ve been paid. I’ve also picked out a few little gems I would like to have. I’m going to be bold and ask the client about getting a discount. After all, what could be better than a personal endorsement?

What am I lusting for? A black boned corset with purple trim and a g-string made with a string of ‘pearls’ in place of that essential bit of fabric. And, the man to wear it for.