Bikini Season

This is what happens when you write for a lingerie website… you get lustful, even when against all intuition, you know your body won’t look good in a 2 piece. Or that having your saggy ass drooping over the ‘metallic’ strings of the string bikini won’t feel good for even two seconds… forget that no one will see that string as it’ll be hidden under the fat.

But, writing is all about making the reader “feel” the moment, helping someone forget, for just a few brief seconds, their reality as they are swayed by the possibilities.

The article is done and submitted. I’ve talked myself down from the Cha Cha Cha bikini and am off to the shower. Picture me shuffling down the hall in a nappy looking pale blue fuzzy robe with short black socks (furnace broken again!) in leopard print slippers.  Hairy legs and stringy dirty hair.   The “could I fit into a bathing suit this year” me wants to skip breakfast and see if sweating it out at the gym will help.  The “fuck it, who’s looking at a 56 year old in a bathing suit” me will have oatmeal.

Happy Friday!,

Divinely Yours

If You Could, Would You?

I was having a movie conversation with a guy recently and we got on the topic of actors and actresses we’d like to ‘engage in sexual activity’ with. In his case I believe the language was less delicate and the term MILF came up in regards to Kate Nelligan, as an underrated MILF. We were referring to Follett’s The Eye of the Needle.  Great movie.

I offered up Anthony Hopkins. Though he’s maybe getting a little old now. Pierce Brosnan is hot; I watched him in Mamma Mia last night so he’s on my mind. Not that his acting in that movie is good at all! But, sometimes you can forget about content if the package is great looking! Yes, I said that.

Sean Connery, Jude Law and Jason Statham are in my list of desirable bed mates. Oh, heavens…let’s not forget Ed Harris!  And, if I were going to venture over to the other side, I might pick Catherine McCormack, Sharon Stone or …gee, I can’t really come up with that many women I’d want to ‘bed’. Hmmmm. Well, I’ll have to think about that a little more.

Who would you want to offer yourself up to?