Valentine’s Day is coming and this is your chance to make a big impression. It is a delightful way to say all the loving things you’ve saved up over the last 364 days.
Of course this is a ‘holiday’ that is mostly geared towards men and involves, nay, demands!, the expenditure of money on a woman. For what? A day of forced excitement and cheerfulness? A romp in the sack that makes up for the rest of the year? Ha.
But, guys. If you play your cards right you might get your rewards too. Apparently, thanks to Tom Birdsey, March 14 is been declared as Steak and BJ Day. Yessiree.. Wouldn’t I love to be in charge of marketing for that one! The male version of Valentine’s Day where loving women treat their man to a big juicy steak and an equally juicy blowjob. Wow. What’s not to like about that? Unless you’re a woman with a strong gag reflex, a vegetarian, or a woman who hates giving head. If your lady falls in one of those categories, my advice to you is buy a Whitman Sampler from CVS and call it a day!
But, wait! Women have caught on. And, as we’re always nagging and bitching (except on Valentine’s Day) we’ve come up with a bit of a retort to your day of jollies! Please click and watch…it’s worth it and I can’t figure out how to embed it here. A Woman’s Perspective on Steak and BJ Day.
yeah, yeah…I’m just a bitchy old single woman. I know.
